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The best player on the Chiefs (and probably in the entire Federal League), Ned Braden is misunderstood by his teammates, fans ("I hate you Braden!" shouted by a fan during pre-game intros is one of the classic opening lines of the movie) and his wife. It makes no sense why the Princeton-educated Braden is playing in this grunt minor league - and his refusal to fight and overall attitude lead him to be benched and cast aside by his teammates and the fans.
However Braden's shining moment comes at the very end when his brilliant striptease performance simultaneously mocks the absurdity of the fighting that's taking place around him, and wins the hearts back of the fans and his wife when he finally accepts that he's just a character in a show.
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