*Size Note: true to form, these bad boys fit exactly like you think a 1990's soccer jersey would fit: good 'n tight. For a standard, more comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up. See our Size Guide.

The Story

In celebration of World Cup 2018, we've brought back some of the ABSOLUTE UGLIEST World Cup jerseys of all time - which, not surprisingly, all come out of the 1990's when uniform design was anything but clean. Really though, we see all of these as SO ugly they're beautiful. Don't ya think?

The year was 1994. The United States was about to host its first World Cup in history. The stage was perfectly set for the U.S. men's national team to make a bold statement in front of the entire world that, finally, U.S. Soccer had arrived. Gone were the days of being a laughing stock and doormat of the international stage! It was time to get serious.

So when the meeting with adidas finally arrived in the Spring of '94 to give the U.S. players the first look at their uniforms for the World Cup, the expectations were high...very high. And when the curtain was pulled back........DENIM. Denim print jerseys. What the f*ck?!?!

"It was the longest silence I’d ever heard from our team,” remembers forward Eric Wynalda. Then, nervous/angry laughter broke out. “I’d be lying if I said people weren’t looking around for the hidden camera,” said Alexi Lalas."They were hideous."

Nevertheless, the Americans took the field for the '94 World Cup in the now infamous 'Denim Kit.' Beautiful or hideous? We're going with gorgeous.

Our throwback '94 USA Soccer jersey is made from 100% moisture-wicking polyester (just like the original!), perfect for when you're working up a sweat chanting and lifting beers to your face at the bar while cheering on team USA.

*Size Note: true to form, these bad boys fit exactly like you think a 1990's soccer jersey would fit: good 'n tight. For a standard, more comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up. See our Size Guide.

The Story

In celebration of World Cup 2018, we've brought back some of the ABSOLUTE UGLIEST World Cup jerseys of all time - which, not surprisingly, all come out of the 1990's when uniform design was anything but clean. Really though, we see all of these as SO ugly they're beautiful. Don't ya think?

The year was 1994 and the United States was about to host its first World Cup in history - so naturally they needed to look the part. Logically, Adidas came up with two of the most hideous designs possible: these bad boys and this dizzyness-inducing monstrosity, lovingly know as the 'bacon uni's.' Today, they're stuff of legend - and we think they're SO hideous that they are, in fact, beautiful.

Our throwback '94 USA Soccer jersey is made from 100% moisture-wicking polyester (just like the original!), perfect for when you're working up a sweat chanting and lifting beers to your face at the bar while cheering on team USA.

*Size Note: true to form, these bad boys fit exactly like you think a 1990's soccer jersey would fit: good 'n tight. For a standard, more comfortable fit, we recommend sizing up. See our Size Guide.

The Story

In celebration of World Cup 2018, we've brought back some of the ABSOLUTE UGLIEST World Cup jerseys of all time - which, not surprisingly, all come out of the 1990's when uniform design was anything but clean. Really though, we see all of these as SO ugly they're beautiful. Don't ya think?

Our throwback '98 Mexico Soccer jersey is made from 100% moisture-wicking polyester (just like the original!), perfect for when you're working up a sweat chanting and lifting cervezas to your face at the bar while cheering on El Tri.

The Story

We’ve put our own spin on the 1936 Jesse Owens singlet by turning it into a classic mesh  basketball jersey. The king of American track, Owens achieved international fame at the 1936 Summer Olympics in Germany by winning four gold medals. As a black man who dominated the Olympics that year, he has been credited with "single-handedly crushing Hitler’s myth of Aryan supremacy.”

• 100% polyester mesh body
• Knit 1x1 rib striped trim at neckline and armholes
• NBA logoman woven heat seal label is applied at upper left shoulder
• Olympic year at lower right front
• Streaker Sports woven size label
• Imported

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We’ve put our own spin on the 1972 Steve Prefontaine Team USA singlet by turning it into a classic mesh basketball jersey. “Pre” wore this classic royal singlet with arched ‘U.S.A.’ in the much anticipated lead-up to the 1972 Olympic Games of the U.S. vs. the Soviet Union “All-Stars” in Berkeley, CA. Pre won his 5000 meter race in a time of 13:30.4 - a new American record.

• 100% polyester mesh body
• Knit 1x1 rib striped trim at neckline and armholes
• NBA logoman woven heat seal label is applied at upper left shoulder
• Olympic year at lower right front
• Streaker Sports woven size label
• Imported