The year was 1994 and the United States was about to host its first World Cup in history - so naturally they needed to look the part. Logically, Adidas came up with two of the most hideous designs possible: these bad boys and this dizzyness-inducing monstrosity, lovingly know as the 'bacon uni's.' Today, they're stuff of legend - and we think they're SO hideous that they are, in fact, beautiful.
Our throwback '94 USA Soccer jersey is made from moisture-wicking polyester (just like the original!), perfect for when you're working up a sweat chanting and lifting beers to your face at the bar while cheering on team USA.